This thread is prolific and I have so much to catch up on.

This was the first thing that came to mind. Famously covered by The Spits.

I also think about this all the time. (I live in Portland.)

    5 days later

    Tony Coca-Cola and the Roosters all driller all killer

    Not strictly "punk" by the standards, but this is another French exploitation record that I absolutely love and DJ every time. Both singers were young cinema actresses.

    Emil M. Antonowsky

    I love that first track!

    When is fake punk just punk??? 🧐

    I would love to start a punk band that's pretending to be a fake punk band. Fake fake punk.

      Skip Bail THEIR PUNK HAIRDOS CAUSING MURDER AND MAYHEM!!!
      Top notch fake punk!