This thread is prolific and I have so much to catch up on.

This was the first thing that came to mind. Famously covered by The Spits.

I also think about this all the time. (I live in Portland.)

    5 days later

    Tony Coca-Cola and the Roosters all driller all killer

    Not strictly "punk" by the standards, but this is another French exploitation record that I absolutely love and DJ every time. Both singers were young cinema actresses.

    Emil M. Antonowsky

    I love that first track!

    When is fake punk just punk??? 🧐

    I would love to start a punk band that's pretending to be a fake punk band. Fake fake punk.

      Skip Bail THEIR PUNK HAIRDOS CAUSING MURDER AND MAYHEM!!!
      Top notch fake punk!

        8 days later

        Maybe not fake punk, but fake New Wave.
        This is from an early 80's Oz TV series called Sweet and Sour. lots of real (non punk) local musicians performed and sang on the sound track.