March 7 Total Punk’s hardest working band @pyrex.nyc are back with their sophomore LP ‘Body.’ A 16-minute crash course on Human Anatomy by way of Jeffrey Dahmer. Concise, eeire, and extremely well crafted. All sinew and muscle, not an ounce of fat to be found on this 8-song ripper! Brain rattling, ear splitting power punk. Heavily distorted, pummeling, and covered in bloody spittle. The perfect soundtrack for cutting your hair with a lawnmower! First single and preorders February 21. Out March 7. 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!

    Excellent band 👌

    Can't wait!!

    I just saw the email, I am stoked for this!

    Randall I seem to recall...not sure, maybe around The Carp LP....that you were going to stop doing preorders? Are you finding a benefit to them? hype, etc?

        sicboy I seem to recall...not sure, maybe around The Carp LP....that you were going to stop doing preorders? Are you finding a benefit to them? hype, etc?

        We didn't do any preorders or singles ahead of the RETAIL SIMPS LP. I knew they would be game for the idea and it was a nice break from "the way you are supposed to do things." Im trying to change it up a bit and if I do preorders do them for a shorter period of time. I always hated preorders so didn't do them for most of the Total Punk run till covid hit and turn around times were turning to 11-13 months. At that point it became a necessity. I miss the day when I just used to have records come out the day I was done stamping and stuffing.

          9 days later

          @Randall is there any chance this and the newly announced Dumbells would ship at the same time? In other words, should I wait for Pyrex to go up?

            sicboy hopefully so. I'm picking up The Dumbells covers tomorrow and already have the records. The covers for Pyrex are at the plant and they are ready to press but the labels somehow got shipped to a Walgreens in Deer Pointe, MI. The printers told me they would fix it but are now dodging my emails. I'm gonna apply some more pressure today and hopefully they will reprint and ship off to the pressing plant before the end of the week.

              8 days later

              is this going up on the Total Punk site today?
              edit: I see it on Bandcamp, but I don't like supporting them unless I have to....

              Nevermind, I found it on the Total Punk site now!

                First single out today. Preorder up on our site and bandcamp

                sicboy I was a little late getting it up this morning. Had to make breakfast for the kid first. With all this egg talk the obvious choice was an omelette

                  14 days later

                  OUT TODAY! CHECK OUT THE FULL ALBUM

                  I would like a list of all the phrases that begin with "I am" -- this album has a lyric sheet, right?

                    samantha off the top of my head
                    He’s a coma, a bed bug, a candyman, the king of frostbite.
                    He plays many roles and yes there is a lyric sheet

                        samantha

                        I noticed this too. Very introspective.

                        Was hoping for an “I am the table” but unfortunately no.

                            Randall yes there is a lyric sheet

                            Mine didn't come with the insert 🙁

                                sicboy shut. Okay. I can send you one. dM me