filthqueen666 When I was a kid there was a rumor going around my school that Jim Morrison had so much sex in one day that his penis peeled in half like a banana. I believed it, briefly. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
Great thread! Rumours like this were mos def worldwide (I grew up in a small Swedish town). I have heard several of the ones mentioned here. Have a similar one about Jim Morrison, he had so much sex that by the end of his life his dick was totally worn out and useless.
Randall My favorite growing up was Rod Stewart having to get his stomach pumped because it was so full of cum.
I heard that one too, but it was Boy George instead of Rod The Mod.
Here are some I remember from schoolyards and playgrounds during the mid and late 80s:
#Manowar played so loud that you were in danger of bursting your eardrums (as loud as the engines of a jumbo jet taking off).
#Elton John had a dick so big he used to pass out when he got an erection.
#Keith Richards; Lemmy and Ozzy would die if their blood was replaced because their bodies had adapted to their drug and alcohol habits.
#Bruce Springsteen was said to be just like the average man on the street. While other rock stars dined at fancy restaurants, The Boss settled for a Big Meal from McDonalds.
#Guns'n'Roses' new drummer Matt Sorum was the best in the world because he played as steady as a metronome or better.
#Udo Dirkschneider of Accept, unlike almost all other hard rockers in the 80s, had short hair. This was due to the fact that he had promised his Christian grandmother on her deathbed that he would never let it grow long.
#Dee Schneider had been wearing platform shoes for so long that regular shoes were causing him a tremendous amount of pain.
#When Bob Marley died, several brand new species of insects were found in his dreadlocks.
#You could get into WASP concerts for free if you brought a medicine cup of your own blood. And you couldn't cheat and use animal blood 'cause Blackie Lawless tasted it all himself.
