FRIEND ME
A couple life cycles ago I went on a trip to Vegas and since gambling didn’t appeal to me or my s/o of the moment, there was some free/affordable events around the strip to check out; mermaid tanks, magic shows, stuff like that. One such offer was being part of a test screening, watching a TV show pilot. So we opt for that, and it’s this show called Friend Me.
It had McLovin in it, and some other kid I don’t know-he’s on Succession. The whole premise is that they’ve moved to Los Angeles from Indiana and the taller of the two wants to make friends in person, so they go to a coffee shop and look at stuff on the bulletin board, the tall one posts a notice on the bulletin board, and then the Midwestern pals argue about whether they should stay out (where everyone is still on their phones/laptops) or pack it in, where the e-devices are also ubiquitous. It’s clear that at the very least, they agree on wanting some LA girl-swirl.
In this pilot, they go to a party with a little person who responds to the desperate notice, and somehow these Bloomington boys plus the munchkin end up befriending and driving strippers to another party that happens to be hosted by Fred Durst (playing himself) wherein sexy prospects dry up, goodwill sours, and a fight occurs between the repressed and “Mr. Bizkit.” A soupçon of “Break Stuff” blares.
Feeling somewhat powerful and probably elitist, I jotted down that the show was not very good. Negative marks.
Years go by. I wonder what became of Friend Me. Turns out that one of the creators of the program had killed himself, and CBS never aired what episodes were completed. The show never aired, at least not beyond the pilot to my knowledge. The full thing is on archive: https://lostmediawiki.com/Friend_Me_(partially_found_unaired_CBS_comedy_series;_2012-2013)
Looking back now, I also notice that Tim Robinson was in this. I’m sure that overall Friend Me could have been a middlin’ to fair sitcom. The best part of this pilot had to be the physical humor with the midget, which is just a return to classicism.