I HAVE BECOME HYPERSENSITIVE TO THE FRAGRANCE IN MY DISHWASHER DETERGENT TABLETS AND I SMELL IT ON MY GLASSES AND SILVERWARE AND IT BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME AND I THINK I NEED TO SWITCH TO FREE AND CLEAR DISHWASHER FOOD

Follow your heart!

  1. I am not an old man but this place is still for me to yell at cloud. 2. Playing shows on a week night and having to work my job as an educational assistant the next morning makes me feel like I'm livin' Kathleen Turner's crimes of passion

Don’t use a dishwasher. Hand wash.

I fucked up my car’s suspension when I hit a huge pothole. Oh, just one of the gazillions in Portland. 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🚙💨

15 days later

there's a young punk who plays basketball on the side of my house way past dinnertime and he doesn't move out of the street quick enough when Im driving down the street.

I'm an old man at heart. My phone completely died today, like it is completely destroyed. I miss flip phones. They were indestructible.

    What part of "No Soliciting" is hard to understand? Don't knock. Don't make it weird.

      toddS man I had the same guy come twice today

        the changes to ebay's Saved feed are terrible. bring back the older version.

        toddS What part of "No Soliciting" is hard to understand?

        You need one of these bad boys

        Total Old Man flex

            filthqueen666 I miss flip phones. They were indestructible.

            i recently made the switch to flippy and will never go back. highly recommend ditching the pocket computer and re-living the chance to be BORED in the world again. ironically, the only negative that isn't minor inconvenience when coming across a QR code menu or something, is the fact that (old man yell at cloud time)... everyone else stays in phone world when you're sitting at the table or whatever. probably warrants its own thread actually, but man... we've really fucked our society with this shit and not having a smart phone really makes you see how nuts it all went without us barely noticing

                Randall just thinking about QR code menus gets my fist shaking at the nearest cloud

                hahah it shits me too... especially at pubs and bars, where in australia table service was neeeever a thing, you always had to get up, go to the bar, talk to the bartender, bring your beers back yourself... now the bar lines are longer because the bartenders have to work their way through the QR code orders. really gets that fist shakin.

                  It is also impossible to read news online not just due to the abundance of ads (which I understand is necessary to the very existence of most news sources) but just how the ads are incorporated in the overall format. The article itself starts as a sliver, overwhelmed by the cookies pop up and various ads and then you have to scroll down only to have the ugliest line breaks with more ads. To say nothing of the fact that your reward for grappling with all this is to feel bad because the news is all bad.

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                    Try the AdBlockPlus extension and/or the Brave web browser. You can also set up a Pi Hole to prevent your home router from accepting any ad traffic.