American Ruse Me: 65 year old man, gray hair, glasses. You: 67 year old man, gray hair, cargo shorts. Let’s meet up, sit next to each other silently, not look at each other, and nod occasionally.
American Ruse Me: at the soup pot at the after party You: guy from Geros I’m sorry I said you could have the soup when you asked if you could have soup. I did not have the authority to give you permission to eat the soup and I shouldn’t have done that. I’m sure it’s fine that you ate the soup I just shouldn’t have said it.
American Ruse Ok here’s one from Vinnie, he’s locked out of his phone because he can’t get past the 13+ age verification so I said I’d post it for him. This is what he said: “Me: lead singer. You: gorgeous woman who was REALLY into the Circulators set. Don’t be shy…come say hi.” So if that’s you I guess get in touch with me and I’ll pass it along.
filthqueen666 Me: 5’7” blonde You: someone who wants to gift me $2500 dollars but you can’t ask why and you can’t call the police
