Jack Habegger First that came to mind: Alice Cooper Rudi Protrudi Jon Wayne Country Dick Montana Howlin' Wolf James Chance Recently my girlfriend said if she was in a punk band she'd like to be called "Betty Poop" if that's not taken.
Allez Al Fear did pretty well: Lee Ving, Spit Stix and Derf Scratch are all righteous names. Rappin' Ass Ron is an all-timer also.