MRR: Who are you?
Jesse: I’m J. J. Pukepenis. I’ll be 21 next week. I play drums.
Ryan: I’m Ryan Schultz, a.k.a Douche Bigelow, 19 years old. I play bass guitar.
John: Johnny Underage Fucksucker. 36 years! I’m old. I play guitar and we all scream.

  • No Fucker in MRR, 2003.

Randall Tomato Du Plenty and Rat Scabies are definitely in the top of this category and the names suit them well.

    Pig Champion
    Cheetah Chrome
    Poly Styrene
    Kid Congo Powers
    Hellin Killer
    Bob Noxious

    Dee Dee Ramone and Epic Soundtracks.

    Crocus Behemoth
    Sonic Boom
    Axel Chitlin

    Lux Interior
    Darby Crash
    Spazz Attack
    Cheetah Chrome

    Euroboy
    Captain Poon

    Captain Beefheart
    Slash
    Genesis P. Orridge
    Ol Dirty Bastard
    Steven Tyler


    Snuky Tate

    • Jack H

      • Post #27
      • Edited

      First that came to mind:

      Alice Cooper
      Rudi Protrudi
      Jon Wayne
      Country Dick Montana
      Howlin' Wolf
      James Chance

      Recently my girlfriend said if she was in a punk band she'd like to be called "Betty Poop" if that's not taken.

      Fear did pretty well: Lee Ving, Spit Stix and Derf Scratch are all righteous names.

      Rappin' Ass Ron is an all-timer also.