I’m finally able to announce the debut release of my cool and also good band.

This is five hot tracks of fuzz wah riffage about living and dying in this naughty, naughty world. There are enough backwards solos and light language incantations to rip a hole in your dad’s ass.

I did everything on the tape in utter loneliness and despair but I’m in the process of recruiting a crackerjack squad of rhythm punishers to form a real human band. We will be good and our live set will singe your pubes.

The cassette is $7 PPD in the USA.

Maybe $5 if I see you out in the world?

The tracks are freely downloadable on Bandcamp.

ALL RIFFS ARE COPYRIGHT ENFORCED.

From the label’s description:

This is a true and genuine cassette of Vague Fugue's self-titled EP "ST EP CS."

Each numbered copy comes with lyrics, extensive liner notes detailing the psychic despair that went into writing and recording these songs, and a certificate of authenticity signed by the Lavish Deathstyle cassette label mogul Helmüt Schlicter and the recording artist Nathan Loud.

Normal bias, “tab-in,” 5-screw master audio cassettes in ureal yellow with advanced cobalt ferric mix, manufactured in the Shiqiao Subdistrict of Guangzhou, China. J-card on neon urine ASTROBRIGHTS 176 g/m2 paper, milled in Großhöhenrain, Feldkirchen-Westerham, Germany, lot number 83729-JLW-2018, printed at Копирен център On Print in Varna, Bulgaria on a Xerox Versant 180.

This release is limited to 500,000 units.

    Nathan Loud 5 screw for highest fidelity. My most anticipated live band in Portland!

      I've listened multiple times and I stimme zu: this is not only cool, it is also good.

        Nathan Loud We’re gonna singe pubes now? I thought I signed up to just play drums!

          Nathan Loud in all seriousness this sounds really good and you all should buy it

            I love this. ordered the tape from Total Punk already!

            Yeah, the earlier versions of these tracks were very very good, but this is an absolute gobsmacker (I just posted a review in the relevant thread)